the other day (after watching lots of Disney movies, and reading several of the princess stories) Dahlia was wandering around calling her step-mother (which she doesn’t have) and I asked her if she even knew what a step-mother was, she replied, “Yes, it’s a princess mommy”
LOL she is so cute 
my answer to you migh be a redneck if
(and yes currently all of these apply to me, leave your own under comments)
You might be a parent if………….
Someone shows you their coloring book picture of Elmo,
they have colored it red, you respond by saying, “Wow you made him red….. just like in real life”
(got this from Thomas and Dahlia)
You find yourself humming a tune then realize it is the theme song to Dora, Strawberry Shortcake, Blue’s Clue’s etc
When playing Trival Pursuit the question “Who is Miss Mousey dear going to marry?” makes you burst into song
(First I must ask my uncle rat, uh huh uh huh, Where will the wedding supper be, uh huh uh huh)
You eat all your meals cold because you are setting up other peoples plates to be “just so”
You have to watch your movies with the captions on and read your movies, because the background noise is just too loud
You have more laundry in your house then you do clothes
No matter how often you clean, there is still stuff everywhere
Someone yells from across the house “I made big poopies” and you are genuinely proud of them
(though I suppose this one could also apply to drunken college guys, actually a lot of these could)
If anyone wants to eat grapes, peanuts, or popcorn they have to hide in the kitchen to do so
(because the baby would see them and want some, and might choke on them)
Your showers are cluttered by toy boats and mixing cups
that is all for now
I recently bought a few Betty Boop dvds for $1 each, the girls are loving them, and so am i
she is adorable-boop boop be do
anyway
Dahlia tells me the other day. ” Betty Boop is skinny, but she has a big head, she can’t put on clothes like that”:lol:
baby Summer was just walking around in a small circle and then falling down from (presumably, because she can’t talk and confirm this) dizziness
Johnny Depp described toddlers as quoted below, after this incident and the past week of having a baby with a stomach virus, i concur
“When kids hit 1 year old, it’s like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit.”
baby Summer was watching blue’s clues with Dahlia, and an elephant came on,
and this short little baby of mine(15 months)
puts her arm in front of her nose (like a trunk) and spits (elephant sound in a baby’s mind)
SOO CUTE
and also hilarious to see
especially since she is like 2 feet tall and her “trunk” was even shorter
