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my answer to you migh be a redneck if
(and yes currently all of these apply to me, leave your own under comments)

You might be a parent if………….

Someone shows you their coloring book picture of Elmo,
they have colored it red, you respond by saying, “Wow you made him red….. just like in real life”
(got this from Thomas and Dahlia)

You find yourself humming a tune then realize it is the theme song to Dora, Strawberry Shortcake, Blue’s Clue’s etc

When playing Trival Pursuit the question “Who is Miss Mousey dear going to marry?” makes you burst into song
(First I must ask my uncle rat, uh huh uh huh, Where will the wedding supper be, uh huh uh huh)

You eat all your meals cold because you are setting up other peoples plates to be “just so”

You have to watch your movies with the captions on and read your movies, because the background noise is just too loud

You have more laundry in your house then you do clothes

No matter how often you clean, there is still stuff everywhere

Someone yells from across the house “I made big poopies” and you are genuinely proud of them
(though I suppose this one could also apply to drunken college guys, actually a lot of these could)

If anyone wants to eat grapes, peanuts, or popcorn they have to hide in the kitchen to do so
(because the baby would see them and want some, and might choke on them)

Your showers are cluttered by toy boats and mixing cups

that is all for now

“I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on ebay.”

and normal people worry me

here are a few funny sayings I’ve come across:

“Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.”

Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.

Borrow money from pessimists - they don’t expect it back.

42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Money can’t buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

Hardest tongue twister: The sixth sick shiek’s sixth sheep’s sick

i agree–dr. suess has z is for a zizzer-zazzer-zuzz, but that is about it
they should really make more–for this reason and scrabble!!
if anyone out there is named “they” could you work on this please?

i’d love to hear this at a restaurant — just once at least
maybe i’ll get a job as a hostess for a day so i can do it